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Iron Mask

This movie is so farfetched and bad it makes you curious what the backstory is about making it and getting Jackie Chan and Arnold Schwarzenegger to be in it. It's probably the worst AS role, and I've seen a lot lately (Mr. Freeze actually aged really well). All the Chinese and Russian characters are dubbed, there's weird greenish CGI backdrops and a whole plotline about someone usurping Peter the Great's throne that's abandoned and never picked up again in favor of a dragon whose eyelashes are tea being replaced by an evil mechanical dragon (whose eyelashes aren't tea). I guess I enjoyed watching it but definitely laughing at, not with.

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