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Funhouse Massacre

My partner said anyone who watches a movie called Funhouse Massacre knows what they're getting into, but I kind of felt this could've been more. The premise of a true-crime amusement park being attacked by the actual murderers is above-average creative for a funhouse horror movie. But, like with all the ones I've seen so far, I wished for more. I do love a Robert Englund appearance, though. (An example of good funhouse horror is in Us, but that's only a small part of the movie).

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